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Televangelist Claims He Has Magic Machines That Will ‘Shoot Down’ Coronavirus

 MARCH 28, 2020 BY MICHAEL STONE

Because Jesus is Magic: Televangelist Rodney Howard-Browne says he will continue holding church services because he has 13 magic machines that will “shoot down” and “neutralize” the coronavirus.

In an idiotic and dangerous statement the televangelist declared

The Lord has helped us to secure our congregation. We brought in 13 machines that basically kill every virus in the place. If somebody walks in the door, it’s like, it kills everything on them. If they sneeze, it shoots it down at like 100 mph. It’ll neutralize it in split seconds. So we have the most sterile building in, I don’t know, all of America.

Right Wing Watch@RightWingWatch

Rodney Howard-Browne will continue to hold services because his church is the most sterile building in America, as it contains 13 machines that can instantaneously kill any virus: “If they sneeze, it shoots it down at like 100 mph. It’ll neutralize it in split seconds.”5241:52 PM – Mar 27, 2020Twitter Ads info and privacy634 people are talking about this

Maybe the good pastor should share his marvelous magical technology with hospitals and other vital areas of service to the public. Or maybe the goods pastor is simply a dishonest fraud.

A dishonest televangelist? What a surprise.

Previously the televangelist mocked the coronavirus pandemic, claiming that his church will never close “because we’re raising up revivalists, not pansies.”

In an irresponsible and dangerous move captured on video the conservative pastor mocked the coronavirus crisis, instructing his congregation to “turn around and greet two or three people.”

Howard-Browne said: 

Well, I know they don’t want us to do this, but just turn around and greet two or three people. Tell them you love them, Jesus loves them, amen.

Listen, this has to be the safest place. I said, this has to be the safest place. If you cannot be safe in church, you’re in serious trouble…

We are not stopping anything. I’ve got news for you. This church will never close. The only time the church is closing is when the Rapture is taking place. This Bible school is open because we’re raising up revivalists, not pansies.

Right Wing Watch@RightWingWatch

Right-wing pastor Rodney Howard-Browne is not about to cancel church or prevent congregants from shaking hands because they are not a bunch of “pansies.”1,9353:08 PM – Mar 15, 2020Twitter Ads info and privacy2,792 people are talking about this

Bottom line: Televangelist Rodney Howard-Browne says he will continue holding church services because he has 13 magic machines that will “shoot down” and “neutralize” the coronavirus.

*** UPDATE: Florida Megachurch That Held Services During Coronavirus Pandemic Loses Insurance ***

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