JULY 10, 2020 BY ANDREW HALL.
Washington DC – President Trump is looking at losing the 2020 election in an Electoral College landslide. Democratic hopeful Joe Biden is polling well throughout the country and especially in key swing states. One of the main issues dragging the Trump campaign down is the ongoing COVID-19 crisis. Many states are seeing a dramatic increase in cases in recent weeks. It’s hard to imagine a scenario where the President is victorious in the fall.
Thinking out of the box is what Donald Trump does and it is evident in the joint task force dubbed Operation Bleach Drop (OBD). Named after one of his favorite movies, Operation Dumbo Drop, OBD’s task is to drop millions of tons of bleach on coronavirus hotspots. The end goal is to eradicate COVID-19 from the American landscape weeks before November 3rd. Professor Andrew Canard teaches Trump Studies at Miskatonic University. He posted this tweet commenting on OBD this morning.
Trump Supporters Beg For Bleach
Trump fans immediately took to social media to voice support for OBD. Many see it as a way of ending all the fake news surrounding COVID-19 once and for all.
“The Frenchies wouldn’t drop water down on Notre Dame when it was burning and paid the price,” one anonymous genius posted. “Our country is burning down with socialism. Why not clean up Houston?”
Scientists are not even trying to explain why OBD is a horrific idea. They are too focused on vaccines, global warning, and educating America’s youth since the adults are a lost cause.
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